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Old 06-14-2012, 02:44 PM   #24
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Originally Posted by Rerun View Post
I can tell you're not married. After a while you get tired of the little lady harping about how you left the toilet seat up and also complaining about how bad your aim is...

That you just give up and start sitting down to pee.
I would think it's easier to remember to put the seat down than it is to remember to sit down to pee.

That, and you are doing the "putting the seat down" thing wrong. When you put the seat back down, put both parts down. (The seat as well as the lid.) Then she gets used to checking, and cannot give you grief for putting the seat down too much. The one time you forget she is so used to having to lift the lid anyway that she doesn't even notice.
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