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An East Indian man was living in an apartment down the street from a convenience store with his family. Every morning he would come into the convenience store to buy some milk for his family.
After several months of this the shopkeeper says to the man:
"Considering the amount of milk you buy, you should just buy a cow, it would be cheaper."
The man laughs and goes about his way.
After a few weeks however the shopkeeper notices that hes stopped coming in to buy milk. One day he runs into the man on the street and asked him why he had stopped coming in to buy milk.
The East Indian man says to him:
"I thought about it and I decided to take your advice and I bought a cow and I keep him in the apartment with my family."
"Really" says the shopkeeper, "what about the smell?"
"Oh, he got used to it."
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The moral of the story is that the shopkeeper should have kept his fat mouth shut.
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