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jayswin · 06-13-2012, 12:35 AM

Yeah, those numbers seem pretty high to me too, and I think everyone will agree with me that the only way to solve this issue is a CP drunkfest at Pete's, featuring HulkRogan as the Guinea Pig.

The evening will go as follows...

7:00 - Appetizers, drinks and small talk

8:00 - First round of shooters orderded, small talk turns to jovial shouting conversation

9:00 - Posters start calling eachother pussies for not drinking enough, more shots are ordered, along with another round of beers

10:00 - Everyone's drunk and slurring and having fun, which leads to us forgetting why we met up in the first place

11:00 - HulkRogan leaves, follwed by Locke in a moment of drunken clarity remembering why we came.

11:05 - Locke comes up with solution to the issue of not acomplishing what we came for; He calls 911 and reports Hulkrogan as a possible drunk driver

11:10 - Everyone jumps in their cars to race to where Hulkrogan has been pulled over. We expalin to the confused cop that we're all here to see what range he blows on the breathalizer

11:25 - A growing number of police arrive at the scene, administering breath tests to all CP members who came out to the meet

11:45 - All CP members avoid having their rights violated by the stupid .05 law, by blowing over .08. Yeah, we get lawyers and a fair trial!!

CP - 1, New drinking and driving law that violates rights - 0

06-13-2012, 12:35 AM	#581
jayswin Celebrated Square Root Day Join Date: Mar 2006 Exp:	Yeah, those numbers seem pretty high to me too, and I think everyone will agree with me that the only way to solve this issue is a CP drunkfest at Pete's, featuring HulkRogan as the Guinea Pig. The evening will go as follows... 7:00 - Appetizers, drinks and small talk 8:00 - First round of shooters orderded, small talk turns to jovial shouting conversation 9:00 - Posters start calling eachother pussies for not drinking enough, more shots are ordered, along with another round of beers 10:00 - Everyone's drunk and slurring and having fun, which leads to us forgetting why we met up in the first place 11:00 - HulkRogan leaves, follwed by Locke in a moment of drunken clarity remembering why we came. 11:05 - Locke comes up with solution to the issue of not acomplishing what we came for; He calls 911 and reports Hulkrogan as a possible drunk driver 11:10 - Everyone jumps in their cars to race to where Hulkrogan has been pulled over. We expalin to the confused cop that we're all here to see what range he blows on the breathalizer 11:25 - A growing number of police arrive at the scene, administering breath tests to all CP members who came out to the meet 11:45 - All CP members avoid having their rights violated by the stupid .05 law, by blowing over .08. Yeah, we get lawyers and a fair trial!! CP - 1, New drinking and driving law that violates rights - 0 Last edited by jayswin; 06-13-2012 at 12:37 AM.