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Old 06-12-2012, 07:47 PM   #165
Pierre "Monster" McGuire
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Originally Posted by Crazy Bacon Legs View Post
Words and phrases that need to be retired:

"Like a banana-powered dump truck" - What does this even mean?! What a stupid simile.

"Smells like a clown's shoehorn" - Yeah, I get it. Clowns have big shoes. But what's with the shoehorn?

"Flying fists of Beelzebub" - Get your religion out of my classroom, chubby!

"Rented like a prep school gymnasium" - I don't understand this phrase and never will. Why a prep school? Why the gymnasium, exactly? What a dumb phrase.

"Broccoli" - Don't like the veggie; hate the word.

"Feast on my bulbous gonads" - How about you go see a doctor instead, weirdo?
I have literally never heard any of those except broccoli...
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