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Old 06-12-2012, 09:27 AM   #114
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So, when does Locke have to don the Oilers jersey?
Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages and of course, fellow poolies. This morning my breakfast was sweeter than any you have ever tasted, because it had the flavour of victory.

It is the taste that arrives when one decides that despite being the 8th seed, that no! We will not go quietly into the night! We will stand up and fight! We will live on, we will survive! Because today....is our Independence Day!

No Oilers jerseys shall be donned because this is a pool that was won on merit and with honour. No Oilers or Canucks were chosen, only one dubious Russian who has repeatedly failed to meet any sort of expectation and Patrick Marleau who just plain sucks.

There wasnt a single peanut-throwing worthy player on this roster of champions!
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