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Old 06-09-2012, 01:50 AM   #56
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I've heard Santa Claus only visits the SW quadrant because

a) chimneys are easier to go through than NE trailer parks
b) the predominant asian NW quadrant are stingy on milk and cookies
c) folks in the SE helps Santa make the toys
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