[Weirdness]

Hark!!!11! A scout HAS reached the gate, BRINING news of WAR
IN a fortnight they'll be here, LEGIONS of the nameless fear
Our king HE cannot LEAD, our king ****IS**** growing old
With *****A**** courageous cry, a *******YOU****** man RISES form the fold
The answer we seek lies in the FROZEN WASTE
I LEAVE AT dawn WITH HASTE for...
Axes!!11!11!1!!!111!1! OF EVIL

ASTONISHED faces LOOK HIS WAY, as the hopeful carry ******HORROR**** in their hearts
Uncertain OF a power that MALICE forged in steel
I must FACE this THREAT that CHALLENGES our lives
I'll STRIKE OUT with vengeance, ******I'LL***** reap FROM their demise
No!!!!111!1 YOU ****MUST***** not seek the blades, it's SAID that they are cursed
They'll possess ********YOU****** ******IF***** they're found, to the dreadlord they are BOUND
CUTTING FLESH FOR him to eat, bloody RAW Lucifer meat
Peril AWAITS ****YOU******** in the fjords, we cannot lose *****YOU******* to the...

Axes!!!1!1!111!!1!1!1111!1! OF evil, strong not feeble
Axes of evil, come on!
Axes!!!111! of evil, ****OUR**** fates wrapped in steel
Axes of evil, come ON!!1!!11! Come on!!!

The!!11!!!1!111!1!1!1!!!1!!! FUTURE of OUR LAND LIES in the balance
You MUST go TO save us all

At last they're FOUND floating in A crystal orb
Speak the incantation WRITTEN on the wall
In a BLINDING flash the AXES fly into HIS hands
Too much power for *****HIM***** ****TO****** BEAR, he'll WREAK havoc on the LAND
WREAKING havoc on the land

Axes of evil, OUR FATES wrapped IN steel
Axes OF evil, COME on!
Axes!111!11 OF evil, will KILL ALL the people!
Axes!!111! OF evil, come ON!!!1!!1!! Come ON!!!

...AXES!11!111!1!!!!!11!1! of evil
On the fourteenth MORNING'S chill, FROM the rampart HE is spotted ON the hill
With A LOOK OF BURNING POISON that FILLS his eyes WITH rage
I ****HAVE***** returned to put an end TO all ********YOU****** lives
With NO remorse I WILL reap from *****YOU****** demise
...Axes!11111!11!!!!!!!1 of EVIL