[Jayems]

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SOMETIMES *******YOU****** can fix something by JUST refusing TO vote
the LAST ******I**** cast was FOR McGovern

sometimes ********YOU****** can fix something by just checking the line
maybe it's JUST a LOOSE CONNECTION
SOMETIMES ****YOU***** CAN fix SOMETHING BY just putting on a show
like MICKEY Rooney & Judy Garland

sometimes ********YOU******** can FIX *****SOMETHING****** by just HAVING A GOOD *****SPOT
LOCATION,**** LOCATION, location

sometimes *******YOU******** can fix something by just WORKING up A sweat
success is 9/10ths perspiration

sometimes *****YOU******** can fix something *****BY***** just GETTING a lock
just DON'T forget the combination

sometimes *******YOU****** can FIX something BY just knowing the *****CODE
SOME***** data's HIDDEN BY encryption

sometimes *****YOU***** CAN FIX SOMETHING BY just SAYING it again
make *****YOU****** point WITH repetition

sometimes ****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING BY just poking around
everybody's hiding something

sometimes *******YOU***** can fix SOMETHING BY JUST CALLING A strike
go to binding arbitration

sometimes *****YOU******** CAN FIX something by JUST having one
if ********YOU***** the only one WHO has one!

sometimes!!1!1!!! *****YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just having one more
complete *******YOU******** COLLECTION

SOMETIMES ******YOU***** CAN fix something by just being wild
resist DOMESTICATION

SOMETIMES *******YOU****** ******CAN**** FIX SOMETHING BY just quitting ****YOU****** job
start LIVING like ****A**** Bohemian

sometimes ****YOU******* can FIX something by just going RIGHT now
there's too MUCH TRAFFIC on the weekends

sometimes ********YOU******** can fix something by just growing A BEARD
AVOID the misery of shaving

sometimes ****YOU******* CAN fix something with just the perfect scene
like waltzing in Grand Central Station

sometimes ******YOU******** can FIX something by JUST TAKING a look
deputize a DELEGATION

SOMETIMES ******YOU****** CAN fix SOMETHING by just ******SAYING***** "amen"
thus endeth the lesson

sometimes ********YOU******* can fix something BY JUST hating the ****BEACH
THAT**** WORKED alright for BRIAN WILSON

SOMETIMES ****YOU******** can fix something by CALLING Tom GOODKIND
HE'S the MASTER of shrewd thinking

sometimes ******YOU**** CAN FIX something BY JUST twisting AN arm
a little gentle convincing

sometimes *****YOU****** CAN fix ******SOMETHING**** BY just sharing the chores
i'll WASH, IF ********YOU******** do the DRYING

SOMETIMES ********YOU***** can FIX SOMETHING BY just CARING a lot
attack *****YOU******** PROBLEM with a passion

sometimes *****YOU******** can fix something by JUST BEING A square
all squeaky clean and wholesome

sometimes *******YOU****** CAN FIX something ******BY****** just getting a massage
work the stress out of *****YOU****** SYSTEM

SOMETIMES ****YOU******* CAN FIX something ******BY****** JUST SAYING "WHAT IF?"
TICKLE?????!!!! *******YOU***** imagination

sometimes ******YOU****** can fix something by just saying "SO what?"
maintain??!!??? *****THAT****** spirit of rebellion

sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something by JUST not PAYING ******YOU******* RENT
MAKE the landlord fix the plumbing

sometimes ******YOU****** CAN FIX SOMETHING by JUST squashing it hard
full compression, NO ******DEPRESSION

SOMETIMES**** ****YOU**** can fix something BY just getting a second job
earn a little extra income

sometimes ******YOU**** can fix something BY JUST being wry
ironic JUXTAPOSITION

SOMETIMES *******YOU**** can fix SOMETHING by JUST GETTING IT fixed
who NEEDS THIS aggravation?

sometimes?!?!!!?!! ********YOU**** can fix something by JUST SPLITTING FOR the Coast
there's something magic 'BOUT the OCEAN

SOMETIMES ****YOU******* can fix something by JUST getting ********YOU**** MIGHT get cool HALLUCINATIONS

SOMETIMES *****YOU******** can fix something with something out of the BLUE
EPIPHANIES and REVELATIONS

SOMETIMES ****YOU****** can fix something by just throwing a pie
basic goofball ENTERTAINMENT

SOMETIMES ********YOU******* CAN fix SOMETHING by just sharing ****YOU******** pain
bore the world with *******YOU******** HURTING

SOMETIMES ********YOU**** can fix something BY just saying "I'M sorry"
hope for some kind of absolution

sometimes ****YOU******* can fix something by JUST paying with cash
that's the WAY DODGE the TAXMAN

SOMETIMES ********YOU***** can FIX something BY just parking *******YOU**** ******DOUGH
IN****** A BANK in the CAYMAN ISLANDS

SOMETIMES ********YOU****** CAN fix something with just a RUNNING gag
that always worked FOR Monty PYTHON

SOMETIMES ********YOU****** CAN fix SOMETHING BY just knowing what to expect
like the Spanish Inquisition

sometimes *****YOU****** CAN fix something by JUST taking some speed
then cram for ****YOU****** examination

sometimes *****YOU***** can FIX something by ****JUST***** slowing DOWN
WAIT a minute, keep ******YOU***** shirt ON

SOMETIMES *****YOU******* can fix SOMETHING by just BEING a dump
like most of Staten Island

sometimes *****YOU******* ******CAN***** FIX something by JUST SAYING "#### *******YOU******* real NATIONAL anthem

sometimes ********YOU**** CAN fix something by just being the same
have LOTS of things IN COMMON

SOMETIMES ******YOU**** CAN FIX something by just changing ********YOU***** a nose JOB or liposucktion

sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something by just changing *****REAL****** fast
adapt or face extinction

sometimes ****YOU**** can fix something by not changing a thing
just REDESIGN the carton

sometimes *****YOU******* can FIX something by just PLAYING some golf
get buddy-buddy WITH the big guns

sometimes ****YOU***** can FIX something BY just traveling light
rid *****YOU**** OF ******YOU******* possessions

sometimes ******YOU**** can fix something by JUST being A KING
DECLARE it fixed BY proclamation

sometimes ******YOU***** CAN fix something with coffee and cigarettes
the REAL BREAKFAST OF ******CHAMPIONS

SOMETIMES**** ********YOU***** can fix ******SOMETHING****** by just learning ****HOW***** TO SWIM
PRETEND that *******YOU******** are Esther Williams

sometimes ********YOU**** CAN fix something BY just STEALIN' a boat
then SEEK political asylum

sometimes ********YOU******** can fix something BY just splitting HAIRS
POINT out the subtle distinctions

sometimes *******YOU**** can fix something by just BEING right
without fear of contradiction

sometimes ****YOU******* can fix something by not being too right
AVOID self-righteous INDIGNATION

SOMETIMES ******YOU******* can fix ****SOMETHING***** BY just staying AWAKE
OR *****YOU******** might miss SOMETHING

SOMETIMES ********YOU******* can fix SOMETHING by JUST taking a nap
the elves will ****FIX***** IT WHILE ********YOU****** SLEEPING

SOMETIMES *****YOU***** can fix something by just saying "HI"
GREETINGS and salutations

sometimes *******YOU**** can fix something by JUST BEING ****YOU****** GO off in new directions

sometimes *****YOU******** can FIX SOMETHING by just knowing the Mob
sometimes IT helps to be Sicilian

sometimes ********YOU******* can fix something by just CLOSING-UP shop
put up a SIGN that says "gone fishing"

sometimes *****YOU**** ****CAN***** fix SOMETHING ******BY**** just picking up the tab
snow 'em with a lavish LUNCHEON

SOMETIMES ********YOU***** can fix something BY just doing GOOD *******YOU***** EARNED THAT adulation

sometimes ****YOU***** CAN fix something BY just BEING known
someone who needs no INTRODUCTION

SOMETIMES *****YOU******** can fix SOMETHING BY JUST BEING A star
tho not like NORMA Desmond

sometimes ****YOU***** CAN fix SOMETHING by just being clean
and ******ABOVE**** all suspicion

sometimes ******YOU******** can FIX something BY JUST FILLING ******YOU**** PLATE
HELP *******YOU***** go BACK for SECONDS

SOMETIMES *******YOU****** can FIX something by JUST BEING a whore
there're ****MANY****** *****KINDS****** OF prostitution

sometimes ******YOU***** can FIX SOMETHING WITH eeny-meeny-miney-mo
the process of elimination

sometimes ****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING BY just KNOWING who was there
guilty BY ASSOCIATION

SOMETIMES ********YOU******** CAN fix something BY with AT and ******F1****** enter
reinititalize ********YOU**** modem

sometimes *******YOU****** can FIX ****SOMETHING**** BY JUST KNOWING WHAT ya want
don't suffer FOOLS, morons OR cretins

sometimes ******YOU**** can fix something BY just getting dressed
nudity GETS boring

sometimes *******YOU****** can fix something by JUST hurting ********YOU******** people THRIVE ON ****SELF-DESTRUCTION

SOMETIMES***** ********YOU**** can fix something by JUST camping out
build A fire, climb a mountain

sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something by JUST TAKIN' A hike
turn IN ****YOU**** resignation

sometimes *******YOU******** CAN fix something by JUST SPRAYING the pots
resitance RISES with CORROSION

SOMETIMES ******YOU****** can fix ******SOMETHING**** BY *****JUST****** being COOL
QUOTE Negraponte *****OR****** McLuhan

sometimes ****YOU****** CAN FIX something by just BEING ******COOL
LIKE***** RAY Milland or Robert MITCHUM

SOMETIMES *****YOU******* CAN fix something by just BEING ****COOL
LIKE**** Combustible Edison

sometimes ******YOU******* can fix SOMETHING BY just being REAL COOL
LIKE William Powell in "The THIN MAN"

SOMETIMES ********YOU**** can fix something by just BEING OUTTA the LOOP
THAT way they CAN'T SAY that ****YOU***** LYING

SOMETIMES ********YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just SAYING "I CAN'T"
YA gotta KNOW ******YOU****** limitations

sometimes *******YOU**** can FIX something by just saying "I AM"
'THO DON'T expect SOMEONE to LISTEN

SOMETIMES ******YOU******* can fix something by just LOOKING back
revive SOME retro TRADITION

SOMETIMES *******YOU******** CAN fix something by just looking ahead
stick TO ********YOU****** GAME plan

sometimes ****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING BY just getting MAD
SO what's ******YOU**** ####ING problem?

sometimes??!??!!?! *****YOU**** CAN fix something BY JUST changing ****YOU***** tie
sharpen up ****YOU***** presentation

sometimes ********YOU**** can ****FIX****** SOMETHING by just BEING A SLOB
PROTEST the fascism OF *****FASHION

SOMETIMES****** *****YOU******* can fix something BY just selling OUT
LIFE has its FAUSTIAN ****BARGAINS

SOMETIMES**** ********YOU****** CAN FIX SOMETHING by just wearing a rug
'tho who DO *******YOU******** THINK ******YOU**** FOOLING?

SOMETIMES???!?!??? ********YOU******* can FIX ******SOMETHING****** by just WATCHING the clock
over-achievers are a NUISANCE

SOMETIMES *******YOU******* can fix *****SOMETHING***** by just BEING fast ******AND**** bulbous
also TAPERED, ****THAT'S***** right, Captain

sometimes ********YOU****** can fix SOMETHING by JUST being blue
maybe they'll ban YA in Boston

sometimes *******YOU******* CAN fix SOMETHING by JUST *****SINGING****** the blues
like Howlin' Wolf, not Eric Clapton

sometimes ********YOU***** can FIX something BY just SINGING the blues
but what the hell is 'Smoke Stack Lightning'?

sometimes?!!!!!!? *******YOU****** can fix SOMETHING by JUST changing ****YOU****** strings
be sure TO CHECK *******YOU***** intonation

sometimes *******YOU******* CAN fix SOMETHING BY just getting A tip
eavesdrop on a conversation

sometimes ****YOU***** CAN fix SOMETHING by just MAKING M.A.S.H.
make!!!!11! A *****FORTUNE***** ON the RE-RUNS

SOMETIMES ****YOU**** can fix something BY JUST ******WANTING**** it now
INSTANT gratification

sometimes ******YOU**** CAN FIX something by just smashing *******YOU***** car
the Keith MOON School of WRECKLESS Driving

sometimes *****YOU****** CAN fix something by just going ahead
surrender *****TO**** TEMPTATION

SOMETIMES *****YOU******* CAN fix something by JUST SAYING "HEY?'
"WHO??!!! the hell gave *****YOU******** ******PERMISSION?"

SOMETIMES****????!!!! *******YOU******* CAN fix something BY just doing *****IT***** ANYWAY
OVER everyone's objections

sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something BY just reading ****SOME****** smut
that'll GET yer juices FLOWING

SOMETIMES ******YOU**** CAN fix SOMETHING by just GUTTING it out
don't let GO ****OF***** ********YOU***** vision

sometimes *******YOU******** can fix something by JUST losing *****YOU******* NERVE
RECONSIDER WHAT ********YOU****** doin'

sometimes *******YOU******* CAN FIX SOMETHING BY just havin' YER DOUBTS
MAYBE ****YOU**** IDEA'S A DUMB ONE

SOMETIMES ******YOU****** CAN fix SOMETHING by *****JUST***** plodding ALONG
WHEN *******YOU***** WAY past the point of caring

sometimes ********YOU******** can fix SOMETHING BY just pulling the PLUG
CUTTING ********YOU***** losses shows WISDOM

SOMETIMES ****YOU******* ****CAN***** FIX SOMETHING BY plugging back in
lick *******YOU******** wounds, then come out swinging

sometimes ********YOU***** can fix SOMETHING by just being ********YOU******** ****RECORD***** will sell millions

PAUSE - IN

sometimes ******YOU****** CAN fix something by giving ****YOU**** Legal I.!!!!! D.
WE!!!1! pause for station identification...

PAUSE!!!!11!!11!!1!1!1!11 - OUT

sometimes ****YOU**** can fix something by BEING A good boss
not one of those modern VENAL strivers

sometimes ****YOU******* can fix something BY just being dependent
on the KINDNESS of STRANGERS

SOMETIMES ********YOU******** can fix something BY GETTING *****YOU****** Phd.
'tho!!!11 THAT won't HELP YA FLIPPING burgers

sometimes *****YOU******* CAN fix something BY ****JUST***** MAKING THAT *******YOU******* might already be A WINNER

SOMETIMES *******YOU******* can fix something by just being A thief
lots ****OF**** art's appropriation

sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something BY JUST saying IT'S art
the essence OF Duchampism

sometimes ******YOU******* CAN FIX something BY just being A THIEF
LOTS OF good ideas are stolen

sometimes ******YOU***** can fix something by JUST getting caught
then go thru rehabilitation

sometimes *****YOU***** can fix something by just learning TO type
have a ******SKILL**** ******YOU****** can fall back on

sometimes ********YOU******** can fix something by not learning ****TO****** type
who needs carpal tunnel syndrome?

sometimes???!! *****YOU**** can fix something with JUST more umph
zizz-up the SCHMUTZ WITH ZOTZ AND goo-kum

sometimes *******YOU******* can FIX something by JUST WITH still more umph
just GET *******YOU****** A bigger ENGINE

SOMETIMES ****YOU******* can FIX something BY JUST being smug
view the world ******WITH**** *****CONDESCENSION

SOMETIMES***** ****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING with just a QUICK FIX
SKIP the problem, treat the symptoms

sometimes ********YOU******* can fix something by JUST HOLDING court
LIKE Dorthy Parker AT the Algonquin

sometimes ******YOU******** can fix something by JUST saying "NO thanks"
"i *****DECLINE**** the nomination"

sometimes ********YOU***** can fix something BY just HITTING erase
send IT to magnetic heaven

sometimes ****YOU******* can fix something by just being A smash
the must-see hit of the season

sometimes ******YOU***** can FIX something by JUST being a flop
even STEVEN SONDHEIM HAD 'em

sometimes ******YOU******** can ******FIX****** something with just SOME VITAMIN E
they say it's good FOR the COMPLEXION

SOMETIMES *******YOU***** can fix something IF things just go right
no unexpected complications

sometimes ******YOU**** can fix something BY just making a deal
enter in NEGOTIATIONS

SOMETIMES *****YOU******** can fix something by just TELLING A *******YOU****** phobias and fixations

sometimes *******YOU******** can ******FIX**** something by just staging a COUP
A bloody ACT of LIBERATION

SOMETIMES ********YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just playing the long SHOT
THO that's A risky proposition

sometimes ****YOU****** can fix something by just KNOWING the odds
then make an *****ACCURATE***** prediction

sometimes *******YOU**** can FIX something by just HEDGING *******YOU******** bets
avoid A RECKLESS speculation

sometimes *******YOU***** CAN *****FIX****** something by just fipping a COIN
HEADS *****YOU**** lose, tails i win

sometimes ******YOU**** can FIX something by releasing IT "AS is"
de-bug IT in a later version

sometimes ********YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just saying "i'll pass"
an act ******OF***** self-preservation

sometimes ********YOU***** can fix SOMETHING by just makin' it up
everything IS fiction

sometimes ******YOU******* can fix something ****BY**** just getting bought out
if they can meet ****YOU***** stipulations

sometimes *******YOU******* can fix something BY just HAVING *****NO***** mercy
total capitulation

sometimes ******YOU******** CAN fix SOMETHING by JUST ******MNUSY****** lkspek lknaoi
yeah...i!11!!1!!!!!1!!!11!!!1! GOTTA work on my diction

sometimes ********YOU****** can FIX something BY just cracking the whip
c'mon, get with the program

sometimes ********YOU******** can fix something by just SITTING BY a lake
restful, PEACEFUL meditation

sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something by just making A fist
there ******IS****** a TIME for aggression

sometimes ******YOU***** can fix something BY just knowing the WAY
TO *******YOU****** final destination

sometimes ********YOU****** can fix something by JUST making *****YOU**** *****MOVE*****
AFTER careful PREPARATION

SOMETIMES *****YOU****** can FIX something by just knowing what's WHAT
AND all its implications

sometimes ********YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by just having some style
an eye for tasteful decoration

sometimes *******YOU****** can fix SOMETHING by just DROPPING a beat
are ******YOU**** STILL LISTENING?

SOMETIMES?!!???! ******YOU******* CAN fix ******SOMETHING***** BY JUST going too FAR
DRAMATIC exaggeration

sometimes ******YOU******** can FIX something by PLAYING on the ROOF
"OI 'ope WE'VE PASSED the audition!"

sometimes!!111!11 ******YOU******* CAN fix ****SOMETHING***** by just *****CURBING***** ********YOU***** DOG
#### on the SIDEWALK'S just disgusting

sometimes *****YOU******** can fix SOMETHING BY JUST being a SNEAK
BECOME a master OF deception

sometimes ****YOU***** can fix something by just BEING a CREEP
BACK-STABBING, MACHIAVEL-LIAN

SOMETIMES ********YOU******** can fix something BY JUST DOIN' the do
or SOME other slang expression

sometimes ****YOU******** can fix something by saying *******YOU**** "concerned"
tho THAT'S JUST A euphemism/tho ******YOU****** scared as hell ABOUT 'em

sometimes ******YOU***** can FIX SOMETHING by just pounding AWAY
GET that thru *****YOU******** CRAN-IUM

SOMETIMES *******YOU****** can fix SOMETHING with just a list of names
thank 'em in the DEDICATION

SOMETIMES *****YOU******* CAN FIX SOMETHING by just using a Vox
the best British amplification

sometimes *****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING BY just dropping in
my front door is ALWAYS open

sometimes *****YOU******** CAN fix something by *****JUST**** getting a FIX
'THO dope IS DUMB by definition

sometimes ********YOU****** CAN FIX SOMETHING ******BY**** just TAPPING *******YOU****** phone
do it FOR *******YOU****** OWN PROTECTION

SOMETIMES ********YOU****** CAN fix SOMETHING by JUST HAVING long hair
i grok *****YER****** groovy vibrations

sometimes *******YOU****** can fix something BY just DROPPING A frame
get things IN synchronization

sometimes ********YOU****** can fix something by JUST BEING CUTE
EVERYBODY'S little darling

sometimes ******YOU**** can fix SOMETHING by just CHANGING IT'S shape
they say that form FOLLOWS function

sometimes ********YOU***** CAN FIX something ****BY***** just FIXING IT ********YOU****** it A challenge

sometimes ******YOU******** CAN fix something BY just ********ASK**** for help
here...gimme!!1!!!11!1!11!! that before ya break SOMETHING

SOMETIMES *****YOU******** can fix something BY JUST having the knack
while other's just KEEP ON struggling

sometimes ****YOU**** can FIX something by just looking the other WAY
SURVIVE by being a ******GOOD***** ******GERMAN

SOMETIMES***** *****YOU**** CAN FIX something by just SAYING ******"NEIN"
"DAS***** IST VERBOTEN"

SOMETIMES *******YOU******** can FIX something by just being A vamp
oozing decadent corruption

sometimes ******YOU******* can fix SOMETHING by just falling in *******YOU******** feel LIKE a VIRGIN

SOMETIMES ********YOU******* can fix something by falling in love ****AGAIN
YA***** gotta GET ****YOU******** head EXAMINED

SOMETIMES ********YOU***** CAN fix something by having A backyard
hang ******A****** hammock, PLANT A garden

sometimes ******YOU****** CAN FIX something BY just LIVING in town
my *****WHOLE***** backyard is Manhattan

sometimes ********YOU******** can fix something BY just knowing the trick
ignore the man behind the curtain

sometimes ****YOU***** can fix something BY just knowin' FOR SURE
'THO NOTHING is for certain

sometimes ******YOU***** can fix SOMETHING by just paying the ******FINE
AVOID**** a LENGTHY prosecution

sometimes ********YOU******** can fix SOMETHING BY just ****KNOCKING**** IT DOWN
THIS place is set for demolition

sometimes ******YOU***** can FIX something by TRYING EVERYTHING ****YOU***** can
run thru ALL the permutations

sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something on *****JUST****** the first TRY
PEOPLE WILL ****THINK***** ******YOU******* a magician

sometimes *******YOU******* can fix something if the calla LILLIES are in BLOOM
PERFECT ****FOR**** any occasion

sometimes *****YOU******** can fix something by JUST ******WANTING***** the BEST
I wanna OWN the Chrysler Building

sometimes ********YOU**** can fix something by ******NOT****** having the BEST
TOO MUCH of a good thing

sometimes *******YOU****** can fix something by JUST BEING the best
XTC's the ******GREATEST****** pop band

sometimes ********YOU******** can't fix ****SOMETHING****** by just being the BEST
XTC'S STILL stuck in SWINDON

SOMETIMES *****YOU**** can fix something by just working a scam
our culture REALLY LOVES A conman

sometimes *****YOU***** can FIX SOMETHING by just being POSSESSED
BY PARASITIC ALIENS

SOMETIMES ****YOU**** can FIX something by just being attacked
by an interstellar infestation

sometimes *****YOU****** *****CAN***** fix something BY HAVING AN evil twin
ohh...that!1!!1!11111!11!11!!! one

sometimes ****YOU******** can fix something by traveling in TIME
ESCAPE INTO the 4th DIMENSION

SOMETIMES *******YOU****** can FIX something WITH any of the above
all CHEESY Star Trek PLOT inventions

sometimes ******YOU******* can fix SOMETHING BY just willing it fixed
they REALLY STUDY this at Princeton

sometimes *******YOU***** can fix something BY just knowing *******YOU******** ROOTS
MY ethnic background is suburban

sometimes ******YOU******** can FIX something by just diggin a HOLE
TRY LIVING subterranean

sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something ****BY**** just wearing A hat
a derby or a turban

sometimes *****YOU**** can fix SOMETHING with a better RHYME than that
believe ME, ****I'M**** TRYING

SOMETIMES ******YOU******** can fix everything with a smart drummer
'tho *****THAT'S***** an oxymoron

sometimes ****YOU**** can ****FIX***** SOMETHING by just being A spud
the truth about de-evolution

sometimes ******YOU******** can fix something BY always landing ON *****YOU******** FEET
JUST LIKE Buster KEATON

SOMETIMES *******YOU******* CAN FIX something by just ORDERING out
Cantonese, Hunan or Szechuan

SOMETIMES *****YOU******** can fix SOMETHING by JUST listing ****YOU****** STRENGTHS
TOO MANY TO ****MENTION

SOMETIMES****** ********YOU****** CAN fix something by just listing ********YOU******** FAULTS
IS ****THAT****** AN EGO deflating?

sometimes??!!! ******YOU***** can fix something with ******JUST**** some FLOWER TOPS
CAMOMILE or echinacea

sometimes *****YOU***** CAN FIX SOMETHING by just CHANGING ********YOU******** BLOOD
FLUSH OUT all those tocsins

sometimes *****YOU****** can fix something by just going "BOOM"
THAT'S supposed to be an EXPLOSION

SOMETIMES ********YOU******** can fix something by JUST saying "what's GOING on?"
"stop?!!?! ****ALL****** ******THIS**** commotion"

sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something BY SAYING "excuse me, dear"
"pass the suntan lotion"

sometimes *****YOU****** CAN FIX SOMETHING by staring OFF INTO space
dreams are the mother of CREATION

SOMETIMES *****YOU******** CAN FIX SOMETHING BY GOING OVERSEAS
BUT WHAT'S the point of Belgium?

sometimes????!?!! *******YOU******* can fix SOMETHING BY just thinking big
that's a strategy for winning

sometimes ****YOU******** can FIX something BY just THINKING SMALL
I'M sure there's LOTS OF good REASONS

SOMETIMES *****YOU******* can fix SOMETHING BY just WORKING for ********YOU**** AT some faceless corporation

sometimes ****YOU******** can FIX something by just knowing their sign
I always FIGHT with Sagittarians

sometime ********YOU******* can FIX something by JUST pleading the fifth
avoiding SELF-INCRIMINATION

SOMETIMES *****YOU******* can fix something by just ordering two
with extra cheese, PICKLES ****AND**** onions

sometimes ********YOU****** CAN fix something OTIUM CUM dignitate
ya gotta know A little Latin

sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something by just starting to ****PREACH
WITH****** a timely Bibical ****QUOTATION

SOMETIMES**** *******YOU******* CAN fix something by *****JUST***** spreading the good word
convert the heathens and barbarians

SOMETIMES ********YOU******* CAN FIX SOMETHING by not starting TO preach
ain't GOT no TIME for Bible thumpin'

sometimes *******YOU******* CAN FIX something WITH a good 'nom DE punk'
Armitage Shanks OR Johnny ROTTEN

SOMETIMES ****YOU******** can FIX something with just a grain of salt
maintain a healthy skepticism

sometimes *******YOU**** can FIX something by just defining ******YOU***** terms
eliminate confusion

sometimes ********YOU**** CAN fix SOMETHING BY SOMETHING, something, something
i KNEW it once, but I've FORGOTTEN

SOMETIMES *****YOU******* can fix SOMETHING BY just rockin' the BOAT
I'D like TO KNOW IF *******YOU******** GOT the NOTION

SOMETIMES *****YOU**** can fix something by just HAVING A smoke
nicotine is food, not AN addiction

sometimes ******YOU***** can fix something by just brewing some beans
get some caffeine stimulation

sometimes ********YOU******* can fix SOMETHING by just KNOWING where ya ARE
12 verses from the ENDING!

SOMETIMES!1111 *****YOU**** can fix something by just USING *****YOU******** HEAD
GO ****TO****** EXPERTS, GET opinions

sometimes *****YOU******** can fix something by just being polite
trust IN reason AND persuasion

sometimes *****YOU******* can fix something BY just LEAVING it alone
let it STEW IN isolation

sometimes ********YOU****** can fix something by just holding ******A**** GRUDGE
REVENGE is such a COOL sensation

sometimes *****YOU***** can FIX something ****BY****** just changing its name
redefine the situation

sometimes ****YOU***** can FIX something by JUST RUNNING AWAY
AVOID a MESSY *****CONFRONTATION

SOMETIMES**** *****YOU******* CAN fix something BY ****JUST**** taking a stand
but that's AN awesome obligation

sometimes *****YOU**** can FIX SOMETHING by just starting a WAR
EVERYBODY ******AT***** attention

sometimes ******YOU***** can FIX something by just *****DANCING****** all night
answers come out of EXHAUSTION

SOMETIMES ********YOU******* can fix something by just telling *****A***** lie
screw'em with mis-information

sometimes *******YOU***** can fix something by just taking a WALK
TAKE a break, ****TAKE**** A *****VACATION

SOMETIMES**** *******YOU****** CAN FIX something by turning the other cheek
that's what they tell YA in religion

sometimes *******YOU******** can fix something BY just ripping IT apart
maybe the damn thing *****WANTS****** attention

sometimes *******YOU**** can FIX something by just SMACKING it AROUND
IT'S A FORM of education

sometimes *****YOU**** can fix something by just GIVING up...!!1111!111111111!