[Kybosh]

Within one month of working at McDonald's, I got a 35 cent raise and became a crew trainer. Today I am a lead hamburger technician having got my degree in hamburgerology at the hamburger institute of Hamburg.

I might go back to school and pursue a PhD, so I can move up and become a Hamburger research associate or scientist at some point. It would be nice to pass on my skills and manage a team of hamburger technicians at some point.