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Old 06-08-2012, 02:19 AM   #690
pylon
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I have a question for Springs1.

I am curious as to what you believe you average annual consumption of ranch dressing is? I am well connected in the lucrative salad dressing market, as many users here will vouch for. Currently one of our brands is looking for a spokesperson for a new ranch themed product, and it sounds as if your passion for ranch dressing, and your culinary expertise may very well make you fit the bill.

All I would need is a sample photo, and preferably a small video pitch sample to take to our advertising execs. It is a 'southern' themed product, so a Louisiana accent may work very well. All I ask is you be creative, and preferably, incorporate the consumption of ranch dressing into your pitch.

God I hope she falls for this.
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