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Old 06-07-2012, 11:28 PM   #687
Mean Mr. Mustard
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Originally Posted by Springs1 View Post
When you go out to eat every single weekend sometimes two or three times a weekend, it's something that affects your life a lot. Especially, when things affect your feelings.
Honestly, now I almost feel bad for you - your feelings can be impacted by something as minor as a server wasting 2-3 seconds of your time by writing happy holidays. Someone is trying to reach out to you, attempting to pull you out of your miserable tailspin of a life, trying to give you some solace that you are not alone on this rock flying through space, someone actually shows you that there is a possibility of hope for the future. And you are more interested in how they waste that 2-3 seconds of your time.

Also if you tip someone nice and act friendly, if you go back to the same establishment, they will generally remember you, and you will get better service. Just by treating people like actual people, or the way that an average person would expect to be treated by someone who acts like a psychopathic bitch, at least on the internet. I don't know what you are like in real life, maybe you are the world's nicest person who just happens to have the world's oddest case of obsessive-compulsive disorder in that you have the compulsion to have a side of ranch dressing with every possible meal.

Server: Would you like another refill of your coke?
You: Don't ACT like you KNOW what I want! Yes. Coke. And sides of ranch.
Server: So coke and a side of ranch?
You: Stop wasting my TIME! I want multiple SIDES!!!! of ranch. Even a child knows that.
Server later ejaculates into your side of ranch.
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