[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm pretty sure you are an awful human being, thought I would throw that out there.

A few questions though, do you have a job? If so, do you ever make mistake at that job or take slightly longer breaks than are required? When mistakes/breaks are made, do you request to your employer deduct your paycheque for that amount?

How did you meet your husband?
How does he feel about your cyber rampage against the service industry?
Do you have any friends?
What's your favourite colour?
Why do you insist on all of the salad dressing and condiments on the side?
Have you ever been in a motor vehicle accident or had some form of head trauma?
What do you think of Jay Bouwmeester... he seems to only serve up disappointment and bitterness.... and it takes him 30 minutes to do it... you could have three cokes in that time span?
What is the best thing to order at Applebees?
Do you have any children?
Do you ever worry that people spit, ejaculate, and add random bodily fluids to your food - hell I worry about that and I do things like ask how a servers day is going and treat them like human beings...