[Crazy Bacon Legs]

Springs1,

I think you and I have a similar approach to life: when someone accuses us of taking things to the level of crazy, we don't quit. We shift INTO A HIGHER GEAR. We work hard, play hard, and eat hard. Some people may not understand that approach to life. I do.

I for one am sick of the authority and power that restaurants give servers to destroy our meals.

So, a couple questions for you, if I may:

First, I was at a restaurant the other night and I asked for the following dipping sauces: Green salsa, red salsa, honey mustard, mayonnaise, and four ketchups. They told me they only bring out one dipping sauce at a time. Well, of course I raised my voice, demanded to see the manager, swept all the food onto the floor, and then violently assaulted the server. Was this the right approach? Also, I only left a 10% tip when the police came to escort me out. Was this acceptable?

Also, do you have any advice for any new restaurants I may want to visit? I have been banned form the following: Chili's, Boston Pizza, Montana's, and the Bring Your Own Bacon Classic Grill. Also Fry Daddy's, the Fresh Catch Oil Station, and Platypus Xtreme. Not to mention Pancake! Pancake!, Big Wrassle Burger, Kaptain Klept-O-Manic's House of Pizza, and Stuff It. In all situations, I blame the server.

Advice is appreciated.