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Old 03-07-2006, 05:41 PM   #51
RougeUnderoos
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Originally Posted by Cheese
think every home decorating show...every restaraunt makeover...coffee commercials...hair commercials...

Desperate Housewives which has a gay son
Hot Properties ex husband gay
Crumbs gay screenwriter
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Queer Eye For The Straight Girl
Out of Practice lesbian daughter
Kitchen Confidential
Arrested Development
Will & Grace
ER
The L Word


those are just a few off the top of my head...but I dont care...really...
I do care when someone suggests Im a homophobe or a closet gay because I dont want to watch the movie. Thats a joke IMHO.
Well clearly what is going on here is that anyone who doesn't watch all of those shows is a bigoted homophobe. Anyone who does watch them is queer as a 3 dollar bill. Anyone who does watch but says they don't is a closeted homosexual. Anyone who watches just one or two of them is a bisexual. Anyone who watches 4 of them but is married is a closeted bixexual . Anyone who watches all of them but is married but says they don't watch them is a closted bigoted bisexual homophobe.

Really though I've only heard of half of those shows you listed and I don't watch any of them. Maybe if I did it would seem like pink is the new black to me as well. I still haven't seen any gay commercials. Come to think of it I havent even seen the movie this whole thing is about. I must be a homophobe as well. Or maybe I'm just cheap.

You know what else I am? Homophonic. That's why you won't ever see me use the words "Knight" or "Yore". Kinda ruins a whole genre for me, now that you mention it.
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