Welp, after two crazy days of U.S. Open Cup play, which saw 8 MLS clubs lose to lesser sides, the Timbers saved the worst for last and lost to a 5th tier amateur squad.
They played what could be considered a starting side and still couldn't manage to get one of their
43 shots past a keeper who will go back to his job as an accountant/store manager/(insert mundane job here) tomorrow.
Scottish Premier League career goals leader Kris Boyd missed a PK in the 85th minute, it was brutal.
Oh well, they can focus on winning the league now, right?
