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Originally Posted by Northendzone
perhaps the Captain should pimp himself out for corporate gigs - it would be inspiring to here about how on a certain night it would appear like he was going home for the taffy pull, when BAM!!! the zeros in on the chick that was a 2 at 10 takes here home and she polishes his hitch and then takes him for a wild ride. he can also deal with the aftermath of trying to remove his arm from around her and get her quickly out of his house......
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Usually I throw a angel food cake out the front door and when she goes scampering after it, I slam the door and lock it. When she asks me if she can have her purse back I say "Nobody is home" in eastern european accent.
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