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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Its not like your going to buy a jar of the stuff, you're buying it by the straw and they range from a couple of bucks to thousands of bucks, and a straw doesn't carry all that much.
(My uncle used to breed bulls and made a small fortune at it)
The cost is based around lineage traits and if the bull is dead or not.
If you're doing it as a prank it could be very expensive to fill a bunch of paint balls with Bovine weiner wine. I don't know if a Straw is going to even fill a paint ball (1/2 mililitre per straw).
And if your going for a gross out joke why not take it all the way and use human sperm?
You just need to either man up for the extraction or hire someone to do it for you.
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