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Originally Posted by Thor
This really needs to be embedded, this video is so incredible its one of the funniest things Ive seen in some time. They need to autotune this song like eat tha poo poo... 
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Oh man. So many gems in this video.
"Why do gays like to see people parishing? P-E-N-I-S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this, the more likely he'll be a fatality or a homicider. Getting pleasure while the other man passes away reverberates another homicide later".
"Only gays go to gender studies. Gays are the bioethic genociders in hospitals".
"Whitney Houston was found without clothes in a bathtub. Every corpse found without clothes has a partner that did away with them. Lesbians and gays rarely live past 40 because it is common for their partner to do away with them or they self-inflict. We want everyone to live as long as possible - for people to be 80 years old instead of 40 years old. DON'T GO GAY! It's not healthy".
"Anus licking causes sepsus. If not given antibiotics within half an hour they perish".
"Have no gays in education. A high percent of gay men in schoolgrounds molest boys - partly because they don't have AIDS yet. Be on the side of the innocent boy who gets F's and D's a year after being molested".
"To avoid going gay like Hillary Clinton did, schools need single rooms and single-tender dorms. Lesbianism is not normal. A college woman is seduced with illegal rohibinol (?) to go gay otherwise they think it's abhorrent".
"Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gays, bi's, and orgyers, then went to the Colosseum to watch Christians get mauled and perish. Do gays become this sadistic? YES!".
"80% of those that did treason by the year 2000 were gays".
"The California Board of Education said last year 'children in San Francisco had the worst scholastics - failing in all subjects at all grade levels'. They cry all day and rape each other hetero (?) without being told not to".
"Homosexuals always become insane".
Alright, sorry if I went overboard on the quotes, but this video is probably a top 5 funniest video I've ever seen haha.