[surferguy]

I came up with two new ideas last night while I couldn't sleep.

On a float in the stampede parade. Make all your guest march in order behind you as I am sure there are regulations for having ~150 ppl on a float. You can get Scotiabank to sponsor it and Shawnski can DJ. You and misses Hulk would be on a spinning platform that raises up and down so all the kids can see you. Actual ceremony takes place at 5th st and 9th Ave. Your ushers will already have handed out rice to the parade watchers on that corner to throw at you have your first kiss.

Then Bigtime will call in the Snowbirds for a second flyover. Play your cards right and you may just be the 2013 Marshals - think about telling that story to the grandkids.

Option two - The peace bridge. There is plenty of room up that middle aisle area for you to have the ceremony. Don't worry about others because nobody really uses that bridge anyway, you can have it all to yourselves. Bonus - its covered, just hope for no westerlies.