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Originally Posted by hulkrogan
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When you are 28, make ok money, and are single, all the girls who are ok looking but way to b*tchy for anyone to marry flock to you in one last shot at not turning into a spinster cat-lady. They come over and talk about how much better the more expensive of the 2 red wines you have are, and how much they loved eating that particularly stinky cheese last time they were in Europe. They love Europe. They wear their cute sundresses there. Except then all the foreign men hit on them. They hate that. They also hate their coworkers. For whatever reason they are always SOOOOOOO nice to all of them, but they are just jerks. Especially the women. But it's probably because they are jealous because they are younger, skinnier, and prettier than them. They want a Mini Cooper or a BMW X3. They are cute cars. You should buy them one. Tee hee hee! OMG the bachelor is on!!!!! You don't like playoff games when the Flames aren't playing anyways, right? Fool around after? Yeah right. Every time they give it up the guy never calls again, so you'll be spending nights like this for weeks.
It's over man. It's alllll over.
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That's 35, man. 28 year-old men date early-to-mid 20's girls. They're still healthy and touchable at that age.
