I took my son who was 5 at the time to McDonalds for a lunch. I had just seen the family guy episode where Peter orders 500 chicken fajitas, but calls them fa-jite-a's (similar in sound to a vagina). He was a fairly picky water them, so I wanted him to try my fajita. So anyways, I order a fajita, and while we are sitting down and eating I blurt out
"mmmm fajitas. They're great (in the wrong way to pronounce them still thinking it's over his head)"
"Dad.....what is a vagina?"
"umm...uhhh...you know how you have a penis and your sister doesn't?"
"ya"
"that is a vagina"
"oh........."
Now he looks perplexed
"why do you like to eat vaginas?"
"that's enough for today son. Moving on"
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