[Senator Clay Davis]

-As True Libertarians, we believe in small government. So small we will not run candidates over 5 feet tall.
-Public forums are so 2008. We will robodial-in our talking points. Every 15 seconds. You’re welcome! #sohip
-The free market solves all problems! We will create a ballot exchange free market where citizens can sell their election -ballots to the highest bidders. But we will put price controls on left wing ballots – if they love regulation so much, they can have it. All.
-We shall arbitrarily create an arbitrary measures committee.
-We will streamline democracy! Trips to the polling stations are only required if you are voting against the boar. All un-cast ballots will assume consent.
-We definitely will not ask anyone for any opinion during elections. Elections are not a time to ask for public opinion.
-We are Libertarians, as long as we’re in charge.

- All animals will be given personhood, as recently advocated by PETA. If the Wild Boar Party is voted into power, no longer will animals be bound into slavery; rather, we will ensure that all animals are subject to a minimum wage*. Killer Whales and other sea life at SeaWorlds across the continent will be among the first to access the dignity all animals deserve.
-The freedom sands will rightfully be recognized as National Parks, with viewing platforms and stuff. -Tailing ponds shall be renamed ‘duck ponds’.


Just a couple of my favorites from the Wild Boar Party. Nice find Slava