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Old 04-16-2012, 05:11 PM   #4
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You really should have gone after the cat first. That being said, every cat belonging to a girlfriend of mine has resulted in nothing but headaches for me.

For whatever reason it seems as though so many girls think it's a great idea to get an animal that lives up to twenty years when they themselves are 19 and move around a ton. If you can't afford to put your cat in a cat daycare while you go to Vegas/Mexico with your girlfriends, you probably shouldn't have a cat.

There should seriously be a ban on all single women below the age of 30 acquiring cats. The worst are my male friends who've been stuck with cats because their ex-girlfriend wanted one or because a girl they liked's cat got pregnant. Hey buddy, accepting the multi-decade commitment of a cat is not going to encourage a woman to sleep with you. You'd probably be better off if she gave you herpes.

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