Dear Mr. Logan,
As a Couture-ous gesture, I want to personally welcome you to the CPHL and I look forward to our very pleasant trade talks. You will find no better GM to deal with than me, that’s a guarantee. I like to let other GM’s win deals because it instills confidence and acts as a life long lesson to them that it is possible to succeed. This will be no different when we trade so expect a really good offer from me for some of your crappy…errr I mean hard working players. If you want any trade tips, I am your man. Most GM’s will try and persuade you from dealing with me but the only reason for this is because they want the good deals for themselves and won’t want you to get it. This is unfair to you as the new GM so shame on the other GM’s of the CPHL for trying to pull this stunt.
So in conclusion I just wanted to once again welcome you to the league and let you know Cheese is 97 years old so use big font when talking to him on MSN.
Sincerely,
MJK – GM of the Columbus Blue Jackets
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