- I once got a blowjob in the stairwell of the Belvadere Hotel in New York City from some random Pittsburgh kindergarten teacher that I met that night. A bellhop walked in, saw me, gave me the thumbs up and left.
- Just this past year I won a trip for 4 to the Superbowl through Castrol. It included a private, all first class charter, hotels, spending money, exclusive tailgate party etc. I met Doug Flutie as his band was the entertainment at our tailgate party. I was pretty drunk by this point.
