I didn't even go to U of C but had a fun time being completely hammered by 8:30 in the morning, receiving an open liquor ticket by 10:00 while on my way to grab some food so I could stay drinking, making out with a chick in her room by noon and growing tired of the whole day by 2:00. Good times. If I do anything like that now I'm considered an unproductive member of society.
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