[CaptainCrunch]

After reviewing the awesomeness of this thread I've learned two key life lessons.

I'm never going to a Chilli's or Outback built in the shadows of a belltower.

I want to eat meals at those restaurants at the same time as Spring1 because there won't be enough mucus, semon, pubic hair and spit to go on my plate after she gets done ordering.

Its great to order sides, but ordering a hamburger with a double side of mayo Catsup and Tartar sauce is just oddly weird.