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Originally Posted by GP_Matt
I don't think the coles notes can do it justice. There is a lot of gold in that essay that makes the read worthwhile. You don't have to read it in any particular order either. I think you could randomly change the paragraph order and nothing would be lost from the post.
The bottom line though is that the monkeys who serve her food are bad dancers and often forget to slather her food in extra sauce with more on the side. Also, one time she ate at an expensive restaurant and they didn't bring her her soda fast enough and didn't apologize profusely when her margarita was late.
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The one fine dining experience is what really made this awesome. She had water with her margarita...but her husband ordered an 89 dollar bottle of wine in her words, but also asked for multiple coke refills.