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Old 04-05-2012, 11:26 AM   #845
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Anyone still playing. I'm still tooling around, as evil as I want to be I rolled a smuggler, who is just a classic womanizing wise a$$.

A really fun story line with some unique characters and the chance to be a hero or a dirt bag.

I recently seduced this woman, and tried to sneak off the planet. She found me as the spaceport as I was leaving, and in a angry tearful voice demanded that I explain why I wasn't taking her with me.

I pulled out this story that I lived a dangerous life and her going with me would be dangerous to her. She accepted that and thanked me for protecting her by not taking her with me because I in her words loved her.

Then the darkside choice came up.

"Yeah baby, whatever floats your speeder".

She left in a hufff, I got darkside points and both of my companions loved it.

Some other great smuggler lines

Girl- "This is the guy who stole your ship and killed your men right?"

Smuggler- "hehe, good times"

"It's a dangerous mission, but I'd be able to pay you for your trouble."

Smuggler - "Wait, what was that first part, I didn't hear anything before the word 'pay'."

Smuggler - "What is it with the force and guilt trips? Every time I talk to a jedi I feel like I'm talking to my mom"

Little kid "your going to the works? that place is dangerous, you wont last 5 minutes"

Corso: "I dunno the Captain and I are pretty good, I bet we'll last 10 minutes."

Smuggler (picking his callsign for space missions -"I wanna be "Crackerjack!" No wait that sounded better in my head. Wait I want to be "Ace!""
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