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Originally Posted by To Be Quite Honest
Teach your kids to do the exact opposite of what a kidnapper wants.
"Be quiet" - Start Screaming
"sit still" - flop around and make noise
Jump out of a car at a light.
Be as difficult as you can.
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Oh yes. I can also see them diligently restricting this behaviour exclusively to kidnappings. It must happen weekly.
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