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Old 04-02-2012, 11:55 AM   #359
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Originally Posted by Huntingwhale View Post
Oh man, I have a true A-hole story that relates to this...

I have a buddy who threw a house party once. He had an 'adult' piņata, so tiny liquor bottles, condoms, sex cards etc in the inside. He poked holes in the all the condoms. I know this because I pointed them out to him as I picked one up and he started laughing.

Fast forward a couple weeks later. 2 of his friends hooked up at the party. They spent the night together in his spare bedroom. They also used one of the sabotaged condoms. She ended up getting pregnant from that night. She knows it was from that night because she hadn't had sex with anyone else before or after that night. He never told her about the punctured condoms. He also drove her to the clinic to get an abortion. To this day she has no idea about the condoms.

Three a-hole things happened from this.

1. The guy who used the condom is an #######. He might not have known about the holes, but if he did....
2. My buddy for doing it, then going with her to get the abortion.
3. Me, for thinking its freaking hilarious, even though when I tell this story to others they are mortified.
Ummm wouldn't something like that actually be a felony criminal charge.

Its not just an a$$hole thing, its worse then that, its pretty much the actions of a sociopath, what if the guy that she slept with had AIDS or another VD?

The pregnancy thing if this was true is stomach turning enough, the fact that the girl probably went through a pretty bad experience getting an abortion is worse.

I would hope that she got tested, I would hope the guy got tested. I would hope that the male victim beat your buddy half to death if he ever found out.


Maybe your buddy needs to get sodimized in prison without the use of a condom.

As an addon I was hoping that your post was put up on April 1st before lunch, guess I was wrong on that count too.
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