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Bunk · 03-26-2012, 02:23 PM

Now here's a party I can get behind:

http://calgary.openfile.ca/blog/cura...tirical-wild-b

They call themselves the Unofficial Opposition to the Unofficial Opposition, and paint the Wildrose and Progressive Conservative parties as "left-wing communists" (in comparison to the Boars, at least).

Their "libertarian policy missiles of freedom" include:

Renaming the oilsands, the Freedom Sands;
Weaponizing the Rocky Mountains—"they have been doing nothing for far too long;"
Make bacon the official flower of Alberta;
Stop all immigration, except for Newfoundlanders who "can pass an English as a second language certificate."

Twitter: @WildBoarParty

03-26-2012, 02:23 PM	#108
Bunk Franchise Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Exp:	Now here's a party I can get behind: http://calgary.openfile.ca/blog/cura...tirical-wild-b They call themselves the Unofficial Opposition to the Unofficial Opposition, and paint the Wildrose and Progressive Conservative parties as "left-wing communists" (in comparison to the Boars, at least). Their "libertarian policy missiles of freedom" include: Renaming the oilsands, the Freedom Sands; Weaponizing the Rocky Mountains—"they have been doing nothing for far too long;" Make bacon the official flower of Alberta; Stop all immigration, except for Newfoundlanders who "can pass an English as a second language certificate." Twitter: @WildBoarParty __________________ Trust the snake.