Okay, I have one that is definitely a-holeish just for the sake of being an a-hole.
I went with a couple of friends for lunch to McDonald's in Lethbridge. It was the one in the Highlands area on the West side of the gorge, so if anyone is familiar with it it is (or was) a large wide-open parking lot with a school at one end and a Mac's convenience store at the other.
We ordered about 60 chicken nuggets between the four of us, so the McDonald's staff asked us to pull around back and wait in the little spot for our order.
While we were waiting, we saw three kids racing from the school across the parking lot, and it looked like they were heading for the Mac's. They were coming right for us, full speed ahead.
I asked my friend who was driving, "This is a Saturn, right? It has those dent resistant doors?"
It did.
So as the kids approached the car, I opened my rear passenger door and apparently didn't give one of the kids enough time to alter his path. It was timed so perfectly and was so spontaneous, we still all laugh about it to this day.
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