On handicap spaces....
About 2 months ago, I had to stop at the dealership, on a Sunday at 8 am (we are closed all day on Sundays BTW), to get my laptop. I have a key to the building, all the stalls are filled with service cars, so I park my car in the Handicap stall, next to the front door to run in for 2 minutes, take a piss, and grab my laptop. I have never seen the stall used during non business hours.
Sometimes we get customers roaming the lot on Sundays, just to browse around pressure free. So anyway, I am standing in the vestibule, arming the alarm, and some guy is walking up to my car, key in hand jack knife style, and I knew exactly what he was going to do. I opened the door and said ,"Go for it, do it right in front of me. What's stopping you?"
His response ,"F'n ###### bag BMW owners think the own the world. And walks away" (And yes, I get the Bimmer driver hate. I hate them as much as most of you.)
Ironic moment, he gets in his car, illegally parked in front of a fire hydrant in the street.
Double irony moment, I actually have a condition that qualifies me for Handicap tags, if I really wanted to get them.
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