If I'm at work or school and a co-worker/co-student? (

) is roaming around doing nothing with that glazed look in their eye, occasionally pulling out the cell phone to text someone while everyone else is running around trying to get stuff done I'm MORE than happy to not only do my work, but their work too, while mocking them and calling them a lazy ****. I usually only have to do this once before they get the message. But sometimes people take it personally and start to pout and it makes me sad...or it would if I gave a crap. So I pile on more with comments about how big their vagina is and how childish they are being.
I'm at work/school to get things done. If you're dumping all your crap on the people around you so you can be lazy you have it coming to you as far as I'm concerned.