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Old 03-22-2012, 01:25 PM   #1
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Default A-Hole Things You Do Just to be an A-Hole

Do you ever find yourself doing super a-hole moves for no good reason? I don't do them all the time, but probably about once a month.

Example: When I'm driving along in the summer and I see a convertible coming up beside me, I may take that opportunity to squirt my windshield washer fluid so mist will get on the guy. It's obviously a super jerk move, but it makes me laugh on the inside. I do this with a straight face, too, so it looks like I'm just a clueless dope, which, from the victim's perspective, I think is more forgivable than an intentional a-hole.

I noticed I've passed this trait on to my four-year-old son, as well. Like if I'm taking him out of the bath and I've planned just perfectly for his toes to clear the side of the tub, he'll extend his foot at the last second to catch them on the tub just so I have to strain to get him up and over. Does it with a straight face, too, just like his old man.

Anybody else have this little mean streak in them, or is it just me and my son?

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