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Cheese · 03-22-2012, 06:09 AM

Stand next to any road and count the number of 4x4s with gun racks in the back. Extra points are given if 4x4 has pet Rotweiller sitting beside driver with a Cowboy hat.
Just like the Amazing Race, go downtown to a local eatery and gorge on the local delicacy, bull testicles. Whoever eats the most in one sitting gets $$$ reward.
Another Amazing Race style event would be to send your family out on a scavenger type hunt. First person to come back with the following wins $$$. (undamaged Liberal election sign, Eastern ba$tard$ can freeze in the dark bumper sticker, I LOVE the Oilers/Eskimos anything, an old pancake left over from a Stampede street BBQ, Any CD of music except country and western.) Put a time limit of 2 days on this event.
A pink Flames Jersey.
A local baseball team
HONK if you LOVE Jesus bumper sticker. (Cannot be a Jehovahs Witness version, they are on every street corner)
Find an NDPer. Make sure you get a digital photo and signature/phone number of said supporter.
Knock over a street person. (Calgarys version of pushing over Cows) extra points for females.
Try to find a Green/Blue bin on garbage day.
See if you can find an opposition parties bus where the wheels look like boobs.

There is so much more, just use your imagination!

03-22-2012, 06:09 AM	#17
Cheese Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2002 Exp:	Stand next to any road and count the number of 4x4s with gun racks in the back. Extra points are given if 4x4 has pet Rotweiller sitting beside driver with a Cowboy hat. Just like the Amazing Race, go downtown to a local eatery and gorge on the local delicacy, bull testicles. Whoever eats the most in one sitting gets $$$ reward. Another Amazing Race style event would be to send your family out on a scavenger type hunt. First person to come back with the following wins $$$. (undamaged Liberal election sign, Eastern ba$tard$ can freeze in the dark bumper sticker, I LOVE the Oilers/Eskimos anything, an old pancake left over from a Stampede street BBQ, Any CD of music except country and western.) Put a time limit of 2 days on this event. A pink Flames Jersey. A local baseball team HONK if you LOVE Jesus bumper sticker. (Cannot be a Jehovahs Witness version, they are on every street corner) Find an NDPer. Make sure you get a digital photo and signature/phone number of said supporter. Knock over a street person. (Calgarys version of pushing over Cows) extra points for females. Try to find a Green/Blue bin on garbage day. See if you can find an opposition parties bus where the wheels look like boobs. There is so much more, just use your imagination! Last edited by Cheese; 03-22-2012 at 07:12 AM.