[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by trumpethead

When did triathalons become tris? I assume triathletes are so commited to training they can no longer afford to expend the energy to use the word "triathalon" any longer

Have marathons been reduced to mares yet? "hey are you running in the half mare next week. its gonna be epic!"

It's the endurance sport creed.
Why run when you can walk, why stand when you can sit, why sit when you can lay down.
I spend enough energy running, biking, swimming more than I really want to, why would I spend all that energy using useless syllables?