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Old 03-08-2012, 12:24 AM   #33
pylon
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Originally Posted by Caged Great View Post
I find that I'm not overly attracted to hispanic women. All others are all good though.

Red heads though top the list for me.
I can't get around the permanent bruised look that redheads seem to have in their crotch area. Plus once redheads gain a few pounds then lose it, it is game over. They look like a saggy raisin. There is some sort of genetic issue with their skin elasticity apparantly. I have a horror story with one of those, and it has ruined redheads for life for me. Best analogy I can give, is a giant stretch mark, with a wizard sleeve hanging between it's legs. Dressed up, she was 9/10. Clothes off, think crazy tub lady from 'The Shining'. First and only time, I bolted mid action without saying one word. Just got dressed, and left.

However, if a brunette dies their hair red, I can dig it. I tend to have narrow tastes with women now. Caucasian, Brunette, Shorter than 5'5", 125 lbs or less. And there is no exceptions to the rule anymore.

If I could pick one woman, out of any woman, it is Julia Louis Dreyfus, but in Elaine character. Combination of unusual, but hot looks, and funnier than hell.
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