[troutman]

Originally Posted by Hack&Lube

You could have put Pu$$y

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92jsexontape.phtml

Sound Operator: Books on Tape. The book is "Sex", by Madonna; text by Charlton Heston; and photo interpretation by Al Goldstein. Page 63. Okay, let's try one.

Charlton Heston : Uh.. I'm having a problem with the word at the top of the page.

Sound Operator : Which one?

Charlton Heston : The "P" word. Couldn't I just say "vagina"?

Al Goldstein : Heston, you sound like an old whore. Read it the way Madonna wrote it! Show some respect!

Charlton Heston : I'm sorry.. I'm just uncomfortable with it. I understand what you're saying. You want something young and hip - I could say something like.. furburger?