My pug is a real #### and bites everyone who isn't me. If my fiancee sits on the couch next to me, the dog will charge across the room screaming her Xena battle cry and try to get between us or attack her. If someone bends down to pet her, her eyes bug out and she growls like an angry cat. The monkey on the Subway commercials will one day cost me a new TV, I know it.
As she's adopted, I wonder if she killed a baby before I got her.
Anyway . . .
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