[trew]

It's not the egg salad that makes me queesy.

It's the full linear foot of egg salad.

If I ate that my office would become a bio hazard zone. My chair would need to be taken out by a hazmat truck sticking to sparsely populated roads.

Egg salad is supposed to be served by the half sandwich by blue hair grandmothers along with a glass of prune juice. A foot of egg salad is beyond critical mass and should be covered by some sort of dangerous goods legislation.