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Originally Posted by pylon
People's eating habits in general piss me off.
I have ranted about this before, but people cannot seem to function anymore without a Nalgene bottle, and a full course meal. in front of them AT ALL TIMES.
My grinder is yogurt/granola people, and their gay ass tupperware containers. And the stupid creamy plastic sound it makes when they scrape the spoon on it. I wish salmonella poisoning on those people. We have a guy at work now we call 'Tupperware' because every single f'n time you look at him, he is eating something out of a tupperware container. I dunno, maybe I am old school, but I eat at my designated breaks, in the lunch room. And will maybe have a coffee or bottle of water at hand at other times that's it. Not sitting at my desk with creamy yogurt strings in my mouth dangling from my chapped lips as I am having some mundane stupid conversation about some ######ed emo band.
Some people, they cannot function without eating some stinky, sour a-hole yogurt concoction. Yogurt tastes ok, but other peoples yogurt smell is bloody revolting. I failed a guy in a required company course and made him take it again because he was eating yogurt in the course, when I told people to NOT BRING F'N FOOD TO THE G-DAMN COURSE in the email. And the guy I share an office with that throws banana peels and vinaigrette dressing container packages in the garbage can under the desk, and I have to smell it all night whenI am working late. You suck too. I am going to save my dogs crap, throw it in the garbage can, and let you sniff it all night when I leave.
People are a-holes with their PB sandwiches, and yogurt, and salad dressing. I hate all of you.
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I was blown away today, I was in a meeting with a client and his team where we were doing a major demonstration followed by a pretty indepth discussion about their company and their future state and one member of the team must have left the room about 3 times in two hours and coming back in with a different mini meal.
To me it was a little over the top, especially in a meeting with outside consultants.
Plus I swear one of the mini meals contained tuna because of the fishy smell.