Couple thoughts, having just now skimmed thru this thread
Joker for Batman Begins - saw this elsewhere, don't know if it's an actual rumor or just someone's idea, but they had suggested/reported that Michael Keaton himself might play Joker. He would own that.
Deuce Bigalow sequel - haven't seen the movie, heard it's awful, but I guarantee the movie isn't as funny as roger ebert's review.
www.rogerebert.com
search for it, check it out, pretty good.
My 2 favorite movie critcis to read, by far, are Roger Ebert and Outlaw Vern. Vern has some hilarious reviews on his sight, some good reviews off-hand that I've recently read are his "fight club" and "wedding crashers" reviews.
www.rogerebert.com
http://www.geocities.com/outlawvern/