Reminds of a time when I worked for Safeway. It's Monday morning and my boss greets me as i'm passing the mens public washroom. The story went something like this....
Boss: I have a job for you.
Me: What is it?
Boss: Take a look in the mens washroom.
Me; There's feces smeared all over the floor, walls and mirror.
Boss; Clean it up! (grin on his face)
Me: Go fudge yourself! (smirk on my face)
Boss: I could fire you!
Me. I dare you!
Boss: Okay, I'll get the next guy coming into work.
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