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Old 02-16-2012, 05:39 PM   #48
Wormius
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch View Post
Wasn't the first F-bomb in prime time on Kids in the hall. during the infamous Cabana Boy skit?

Of course it was shoking on Kids in the hall.
I thought it was in the "Fine Ham Abounds" skit:

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[Family eating a ham dinner at the dinner table]
Mark:
Mmmm, mm. Honey, this is a great ham steak! Just the way I like it, nice and thick and fried.
Dave: Thanks hun. Enjoying your ham steak yet, Bob?
Bruce: Yeah I like it, it's really ######ing good. Ooh, oops, I mean--fine ham abounds, mom.
Dave: "Well you know what I do to make it so, fa, fa, f fa fa - said the 'F-word', seven pounds four ounces, now he says the 'F-word' at the dinner table.
Mark: Okay, you listen to me little guy. You don't curse under my roof, you don't curse on my roof or in front of my wife, you got that?
Bruce: Why dad, it's just a word! I can use my own words, and think my own thoughts!
Mark: Shut up Bobby.
Bruce: Why, do you want this place to be like...Tiananmen Square? Well I'm sorry dad, I won't live in your...microwave oven world any longer. You people have carpet on your hearts!
Mark: Sit down and shut up.
Bruce: No dad-it's the truth-look at that ham. It's flavorful, it's juicy, it's well prepared...it's the universal truth...that's F'IN' GOOD HAM, DAD!
Mark: Oh I get it, you think you're big enough to take on your old man, huh?
Bruce: [hesitation...] ...Yes?
[Mark punches Bruce]
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