[dissentowner]

So, the gf and I went bowling for Valentines Day this evening, we booked 5 games. About midway through the 3rd game the girl in the lane next to ours started giving me really funny looks. I don't really think nothing of it until I get up near the end of our 3rd game and as I come back from my most likely gutterball cause I suck at bowling my gf gets these big eyes and she is like "OMG!" I asked her whats up and she told me "Dear, umm...you have blown out the crotch in your jeans and your junk is hanging out." I checked and sure enough I had a big hole in the crotch area, bird and co in full freakin view! Normally I would be wearing boxers but it was a laundry day and I skipped the gitch. We still had two games left and she wanted to play them so I untucked my shirt and tried to balance my bowling ball tossing while keeping my trouser snake from exiting stage left. Certainly not one of my finer moments, these things only happen to me I swear!