I had an old router that went on the fritz. I was trying to troubleshoot, so I turned off my security to see if that was part of the problem. Within 5 minutes, I had a guy - let's call him "Bill Smith" - connect to my router and start using my internet. I punted him and carried on. He connected again. I punted him again. Same thing happened. I started to get annoyed. I disconnected my router because it still wasn't working properly.
I eventually got a new router, and was setting it up. Sure enough, "Bill Smith" connects to my router while my security was off for a couple minutes. I don't think it was an automated thing either, because it always took a bit for him to connect.
So, I got my new router set up, and named it
I hope that jerk sees the network name every damn day.
Jerk.