[Cowperson]

I had food poisoning once and it started to really get me in the morning at my office so I finally couldn't take it anymore and started to drive home . . . . . just about made it too.

Long story short . . . . I'm wearing a suit and projectile vomit all over my dash, steering wheel and myself.

One gigantic stinking mess.

I get home, shower, get changed and, although still well under the weather (what a great weight loss program for three days!!!), I go out and look over my vehicle and immediately decide I will pay any amount of money to other people to clean this mess up.

I phone this one vehicle cleaning place and describe in clinical detail what happened . . . . they say they wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole but send me to these other guys who they say "will do anything."

And they did . . . . that little Mazda truck ended up smelling like anti-septic for a couple of years afterwards.

Love to tell you the name of the place but that was about 10 years ago and I've forgotten . . . . it was down by Rent-A-Wreck in the northwest.

But they cleaned that up for $150 and I considered that fantastically cheap considering the alternative of me doing it myself.

If I were you, I'd just start dialling.

Cowperson