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Originally Posted by comrade
So when you're at a friends home and your "impeccable" aim fails you, what do you do? Call your wife? Leave it for them to clean up?
I think it's insulting when I have to clean someone else's urine off my bathroom floor because they're too lazy or think it's not macho to sit down. To me it's about respect for other peoples homes.
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Who pees on the floor? Even when ridiculously hammered I steady myself on a wall. If urine gets on the seat, I have a system for that too. You hold about 5 picse of toilet paper by the end and stretch it out flat. You then use the cetnre of the toilet paper to clean the seat. It ensures that you always have 2 pieces of toilet paper between yourself and urine.
If I ever walked in on my buddy at my house sitting down to pee, trust me, he would never ever ever hear the end of it.
Also, who wants to sit down on your friends toilet seat. Who knows what he did with it before you sat there.